visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

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playstation2chainz:

last christmas i gave you my heart

the very next day i was dead because i literally cannot live without a heart what was i thinking

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micthemicrophone:

We’re looking at you, 1000notes.com.

micthemicrophone:

We’re looking at you, 1000notes.com.

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67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

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beyoffce:

imagine being able to say you were married by ke$ha

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tastefullyoffensive:

Business Pig [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Business Pig [x]


ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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